hug your dogs for me
My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.
when children do things and u just wanna murder them
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person